Fuifui Kealoha

Fuifui Kealoha is the husband of Paisley Kealoha and the former husband of Lisa Kealoha. He's a skilled mixologist and bartender.

A former bartender at Rattlesnake Juice, Fuifui lived a basic ass life with his wife Lisa and his two children, Marc Kealoha and Kayleigh Kealoha, until he was murdered by Dave Miller while on the job. With the help of Paisley, then a stranger, he was revived. He fell madly in love with her as a result and started an affair with her because he is kind of a dick. After getting her pregnant, he left Lisa and his kids and married Paisley, though Lisa didn't seem to hold much of a grudge against him because she still hangs out with him for some reason. He had five children with Paisley: Tammy Kealoha, Molly Kealoha, and triplets Ian Kealoha, Iker Kealoha, and Shelby Kealoha. His family also adopted a dog, Cinnamon. For a brief time, he was addicted to alcohol, particularly his signature "Fuifui Special", but he got over it pretty quickly.