Paisley Kealoha

Paisley Kealoha is the daughter of Jimmy Brewster and Fetia Elikapika. She's kind of a badass bitch and is notorious for her killer sense of style.

Shortly after her birth, her mother Fetia randomly died of old age, and so she was taken into Jimmy's custody and lived at Penis Fridays with her half siblings: Kai Ervin, Beau Ervin, Anne Brewster, and Jolene Zapata. Paisley was always a problem child, which would contribute to her later badassery as an adult.

After aging into a young adult, Paisley moved into an apartment complex with her siblings and the family dog Kipper, and later adopted another dog named Myrtle. While at a bar, she witnessed the death of the bartender Fuifui Kealoha at the hands of Dave Miller. Paisley pleaded to Grim Reaper I to revive Fuifui, to which he complied. After Fuifui was revived, he fell deeply in love with Paisley, even though he was already a married man. They started an affair because they were both fucked up. Later, Fuifui would leave his wife and children to marry Paisley and move into a house in Oasis Springs. They had five children: Tammy Kealoha, Molly Kealoha, and triplets Ian Kealoha, Iker Kealoha, and Shelby Kealoha. They also adopted a dog named Cinnamon. For a brief time, she was addicted to alcohol, particularly her husband's signature "Fuifui Special".